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\"Rocky<\/p>\n

You all know that I am a bit of a data freak. When it comes to running, or blogging, I like numbers. I love Google Analytics, and often amuse myself by looking through the list of what people have searched for, resulting in their arrival at The Kitchen Paper. Sometimes I see, with Google Analytics Real-Time Keywords, what people who are CURRENTLY on my site have searched. Occasionally, they'll search something that I REALLY WANT TO ANSWER. I know what page they're looking at, where in the world they are, how many times they've visited my site before {yes, I see you all!}, what kind of browser they're using, and all sorts of other creepy data; however, I can't just have a conversation with them and tell them that yes, it is okay to eat two scones for breakfast. I won't judge you. Oh, your zucchini fritters are falling apart? Well try adding an egg, unless they're already too liquidy - then add some bread crumbs and\/or flour.<\/p>\n

\"Rocky<\/p>\n

I thought I'd share with you a small sliver (I could give you THOUSANDS!) of the search queries I've seen, along with my response to said Googler. or Binger. or Whateverer. These are unedited, so exactly what they actually searched for. Some of these are just plain hilarious, or weird, but others baffle me in the sense that I don't know how such a query would lead to The Kitchen Paper!<\/p>\n

\"Rocky<\/p>\n